Ben Folds Five-Mess
Well in that case, all you need to know is that “The Room” is a delightful tale about a group of friends who enjoy playing football in unexpected locations and at unexpected times.
See folks, Nicolas Cage is always relevant.
And, to Amanda (not pictured): yes, bitch burning and bacon. All day long.
Yesterday, I was waiting for my shift to end, and there was nothing else to do. My coworker also had nothing to do, and says “you wanna go throw the football?!” and I started laughing. I felt bad because his feelings seemed hurt, and there was really no way I was explaining it, so I just threw the football around with him for a while.

Moshi Moshi - Brand New
Well, you’re wasting your time if you’re trying to impress me.
I waste all my time just thinking of you.
Here’s a sad sad story
So, I bought this beer yesterday, because I had never heard of it before, and I’m always up for trying a new beer. Fast forward to tonight, and I’m sitting here, having a few beers, and after a while, I notice that I’m not really feeling much. After 4 IPA’s I figure I should be noticing it, so I look for the ABV. It’s not printed on the bottle or pack anywhere, which I find odd for an IPA.
I get online, and google it. Not only do I find out that it has a disappointing 6.3 ABV, I also find (even more disappointingly) that it’s brewed by Genesee. If you’re not familiar, then let me tell you that it’s probably the worst beer I’ve ever had. I’m now very displeased, and almost done with my 6-pack.
Audrey Hepburn grocery shopping with her deer, photographed by Bob Willoughby, 1958.