January 2012
Random thought for the night
“I bet the Rolling Stones are still writing some pretty good songs”
December 2011
New Years Resolutions 2011
Start saying “ya’ll” more
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Important question
If I wanted to find out how old my particular bottle of Jameson is, is there a way to do that? Surely there is?
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rachelkristin replied to your audio post: Enya | Orinoco Flow (sail away)
Nightmares.
I have this theory. If I play this song at the new years party tonight, I will instantly be able to know who has seen the movie and who hasn’t. It will give me a good conversation starter.
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Anonymous asked: give us a list of songs from your playlist! love your taste in music.
I'm currently making the best new years playlist...
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runningoncaffeineanddreams replied to your post: 2011 in Pictures
im really glad my shorts are featured in this.
Well. The ones with me in Ellen’s shorts were a bit too much for the general public. Yours looked really good on me though, obviously.
Also…this!
2011 in Pictures: Honorable Mentions
I met Jimmy Chamberlain, and while I don’t get starstruck really, I think this may have been an exception, but also I had downed a 5th of rum…so I don’t really know. I just remember feeling like I made a fool of myself when I recalled it the next day.
Also, this picture of me giving some girl a total creeper staredown. (I have no clue who she was)
If I could give you one piece of advice
I’m not saying posting them to tumblr is required, but go through all the pictures of you from the past year, find the ones where you’re smiling and having fun and enjoying your life. Look through them a few times, and I promise it will make you smile. Especially to anyone who thinks they had a bad year (or even if you really did have a bad year). I’m sure there are pictures of...
2011 in Pictures
AKA: My favorite pictures of me from the past 12 months.
I don’t want to clog up peoples dashboards, so I’m putting this all after the jump. (also because these are pretty terrible pictures of me)
First of all, I don’t even remember 2011 starting. I was about 9 or 10 hours late on that. For proof, here is one of the first pictures taken of me after the stroke of midnight.
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Anonymous asked: What is your favorite thing about butts?
“My wife insists I have a powerful and beautiful lady inside me. My inner lady is...”
– Nick Offerman (via spiracles)
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“She gives pretty decent blowjobs. You could get one if you ask. I mean,...”
– A real thing I overheard at the pub tonight
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