Psh, you know you were the first person I thought of. You need to see this movie so plz come to my backyard. It'll be a bad movie marathon and you're in charge of the popcorn
I don’t know why you’re thinking of me, and I would be really creeped about about you trying to lure me into your anonymous backyard, except that sounds so enticing, I will willingly walk into this obvious murder trap.